{"id":55073,"date":"2018-08-14T04:57:51","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T18:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/au\/articles\/competition-odds\/"},"modified":"2024-03-19T21:42:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-19T10:42:36","slug":"competition-odds","status":"publish","type":"au-article","link":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/articles\/competition-odds\/","title":{"rendered":"15 things less likely than winning our competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"lead\">There are a lot of competitions going around, we know. Sometimes it can feel like your odds of winning aren&#8217;t that great.<\/p>\n<p>So we&#8217;ve decided to help you out! We&#8217;ve done the math and calculated how easy it really is to win the Easy Weddings competition, and we have good news&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87046\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h3>You are more likely to win $10,000 from Easy Weddings than you are to&#8230;<\/h3>\n<h4>Be injured by soap<\/h4>\n<p>Considering we use it every day, the odds are pretty low on this one!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87068\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/soap.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"480\" height=\"259\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Win an Oscar<\/h4>\n<p>Actually, after the last year, we&#8217;re going to leave this one alone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87069\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oscars.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"446\" height=\"252\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Get a royal flush<\/h4>\n<p>Every movie about how easy it is to beat your nemesis in poker has been a lie.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87070\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/royal-flush.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"245\" height=\"162\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Be attacked by a shark<\/h4>\n<p>They&#8217;re the real victims of Hollywood tbh.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87089\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/giphy-1.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Date a supermodel<\/h4>\n<p>Bella Hadid can crash a prom in a tracksuit and we can&#8217;t ever get a date? Rude.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87072\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bella.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Get struck by lightning<\/h4>\n<p>Are you telling me that the odds of getting struck twice like in Sweet Home Alabama are completely out of the question?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87090\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/giphy-1-1.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"480\" height=\"260\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Win Maccas Monopoly<\/h4>\n<p>You are less likely to win $1 million in the Maccas Monopoly for buying junk food than you are to win $10,000 for actually planning your wedding. #justsayin<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87075\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/money.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"500\" height=\"432\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Be injured by a toothbrush<\/h4>\n<p>Use this one next time the kids play up before bedtime.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87076\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/toothbrush.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Have the name Angelina<\/h4>\n<p>If your name is already Angelina then you definitely need to enter cause the odds are OBVIOUSLY already in your favour.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87077\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/angelina.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"480\" height=\"200\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Be born with 11 fingers or toes<\/h4>\n<p>This one is still pretty common, but it&#8217;s still not as likely as winning our competition!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87078\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/toes.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"500\" height=\"270\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Be electrocuted<\/h4>\n<p>Unless you&#8217;re trying to climb a giant electric fence at the EXACT SAME TIME the power is being switched on you&#8217;re pretty safe in our comp.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87079\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/electrocuted.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"500\" height=\"266\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Find a pearl in an oyster<\/h4>\n<p>Even if you can actually shuck the thing it&#8217;s not that likely.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87080\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oysters.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"400\" height=\"305\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Get injured in a pogo stick accident<\/h4>\n<p>As an adult, you are still less likely to be injured by a pogo stick than you are to win $10,000. Though now we&#8217;ve put ideas in your head&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87081\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/pogo.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"480\" height=\"366\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Get injured by a toilet<\/h4>\n<p>We&#8217;re not even going to try and imagine this one.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87082\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/toilet.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>Win the lottery<\/h4>\n<p>&#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-87083\" src=\"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/lottery.gif\" alt=\"competition odds\" width=\"300\" height=\"160\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h4>*Terms and conditions apply. LIC # NSW: LTPS\/18\/25731 SA T18\/432. Excl. ACT.<\/h4>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/MySuppliers\/competition\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">So what are you waiting for? Enter our competition with your suppliers here!<\/a><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":46775,"template":"","au_article_tag":[1830,1831],"class_list":["post-55073","au-article","type-au-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","au_article_category-wedding-fun-meme","au_article_category-wedding-news","au_article_tag-wedding-competition","au_article_tag-wedding-planning-competition"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/au-article\/55073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/au-article"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/au-article"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/au-article\/55073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":290704,"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/au-article\/55073\/revisions\/290704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"au_article_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/au_article_tag?post=55073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}