{"id":42292,"date":"2017-03-21T03:42:17","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T16:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/content.easyweddings.com\/au\/articles\/wedding-night\/"},"modified":"2021-11-10T05:48:11","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T18:48:11","slug":"wedding-night","status":"publish","type":"au-article","link":"https:\/\/www.easyweddings.com.au\/articles\/wedding-night\/","title":{"rendered":"What REALLY happens on your wedding night"},"content":{"rendered":"

Your wedding night is supposed to be the most romantic moment of married life,<\/a> right? While some couples may agree,\u00a0for others this cannot be further from the truth. Here’s what\u00a0really<\/em> happens on your wedding night<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Remove bobby pins<\/h2>\n

Remember how long it took your hairdresser<\/a> to insert bobby pin upon bobby pin until your hair solidified into a large, hollow beehive? Well \u2014 it’s time for some major demolition, husband!<\/p>\n

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Get to it, husband!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Derobe<\/h2>\n

Remember when you used the fact your dress<\/a> has 100 buttons as a vessel to bragging rights? Well, now try to undo them all after a day’s worth of champagne.<\/p>\n

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SOS please someone (husband) help me.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Refresh<\/h2>\n

After a night tearing up the dance floor to Gangnam style, you’re likely a little smelly and in need of a shower. Just prepare yourself \u2014 removing your makeup<\/a>, dress<\/a>, and wetting your hair will be the ‘Snap!’ that jolts you out of your Cinderella fairytale.<\/p>\n

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Have I always looked like this?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Engorge yourself<\/h2>\n

It’s likely neither of you actually ate the food<\/a> you paid for, so expect to be a little ravenous. Don’t be surprised if your spouse barely looks\u00a0at you before getting something substantial in their belly.<\/p>\n

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Can’t talk \u2014 eating.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Pass out<\/h2>\n

While we’re sure you’ve been prepped on the supposed wedding night gymnastics tournament held between the sheets, some newlyweds may not even toe the line. It’s likely you’ve been awake since the early hours of the morning, so don’t be too disappointed if you or your new spouse use their remaining energy to crawl into bed.<\/p>\n

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Bed. My one true love.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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