There are a lot of competitions going around, we know. Sometimes it can feel like your odds of winning aren’t that great.
So we’ve decided to help you out! We’ve done the math and calculated how easy it really is to win the Easy Weddings competition, and we have good news…
You are more likely to win $10,000 from Easy Weddings than you are to…
Be injured by soap
Considering we use it every day, the odds are pretty low on this one!
Win an Oscar
Actually, after the last year, we’re going to leave this one alone…
Get a royal flush
Every movie about how easy it is to beat your nemesis in poker has been a lie.
Be attacked by a shark
They’re the real victims of Hollywood tbh.
Date a supermodel
Bella Hadid can crash a prom in a tracksuit and we can’t ever get a date? Rude.
Get struck by lightning
Are you telling me that the odds of getting struck twice like in Sweet Home Alabama are completely out of the question?
Win Maccas Monopoly
You are less likely to win $1 million in the Maccas Monopoly for buying junk food than you are to win $10,000 for actually planning your wedding. #justsayin
Be injured by a toothbrush
Use this one next time the kids play up before bedtime.
Have the name Angelina
If your name is already Angelina then you definitely need to enter cause the odds are OBVIOUSLY already in your favour.
Be born with 11 fingers or toes
This one is still pretty common, but it’s still not as likely as winning our competition!
Be electrocuted
Unless you’re trying to climb a giant electric fence at the EXACT SAME TIME the power is being switched on you’re pretty safe in our comp.
Find a pearl in an oyster
Even if you can actually shuck the thing it’s not that likely.
Get injured in a pogo stick accident
As an adult, you are still less likely to be injured by a pogo stick than you are to win $10,000. Though now we’ve put ideas in your head…
Get injured by a toilet
We’re not even going to try and imagine this one.
Win the lottery
‘Nuff said.
